FINES 2010
Hi to all you Breakers, Young and Old, Newbies and Veterans,
As the season starts for real it is time to get the FINES system in action. Presiding over the fines this year are your wonderful, smart, skillful and beautiful FINES MISTRESSES:
Little General
Minutes B*tch (“Minnie” for short)
Enforcer
I’ll leave it up to you to guess who is who.
For those veterans among us, the fines system will run very much the same as previous years. For those newbies (and those who are just a little forgetful), here’s a run down of how it works.
* When addressing your fines mistresses regarding fines, you must use their correct title (as given above)
* Fines are usually $1 each (unless the fines mistresses decide extenuating circumstances apply)
* Fines will come out on the Monday or Tuesday following a game and include fines for the preceding game and training
* Fines should be paid on the Wednesday (note the Enforcer prefers prompt payment). However, payment is not compulsory. Money goes towards team funds to be used at end of season for social function. So it’s kind of like a savings scheme.
* If you wish to dispute a fine you must take your shirt off to do so
* The Enforcer will be collecting your $
All the best for the season ahead!
Your Fines Mistresses: Little General, Mintures B*tch, Enforcer
