Coastal Breakers

Builder’s Night

coastalbreakers — Sat, 22 May 2010 03:14:53 +0000

FINES – WK 3 ’10

coastalbreakers — Sat, 22 May 2010 02:56:20 +0000

Ellie – Wearing skins over heels $1
Amy – Disrespecting fines mistresses $1
Shelley – “Coming from behind” $1
Jaqs – “Weapons of Mass Destruction” (referring to her boobs) $1
Andy – Vomit before game $1
Judy – Thinking 10:30am was 10:00am and being offended at Mason’s call $1
Chetters – Going to a party thinking it was a BBQ $1

FINES – WK2 ’10

coastalbreakers — Sat, 15 May 2010 03:29:24 +0000

Andy – Looking up midget porn $1
Sally – Dobbing Andy for looking up midget porn $1
Amy – General confusion over Tuesday training $1
Andrea – One work shoe, one sneaker $1
Mason – One work shoe, one sneaker $1
Ange – “What’s wrong with Gonzales?” $1
Mirco – “You can’t get pregnant having Skype sex” $1
Amy – Generally annoying (but funny) on Friday $1
Ness – Had no idea we were doing a ‘Flood’ $1
Mirco – Had no idea we were doing a ‘Flood’ $1
Tangy – Sat on by a Greenwood player $1
Mason – DJ letting us down with promises of tunes and Fri night had to be reminded to turn tunes back on $1
Chetters - Last minute decision not to play $1
Mel – “Magical hammer” confusion on Fri night $1
Kez - No costume Friday night $1

OUTSTANDING FINES
Andy – Vomiting at Tues night fitness (WK1) $1

DUTIES ROSTER ’10

coastalbreakers — Sat, 15 May 2010 03:01:00 +0000

See link for Duties Roster 2010

Says Luther: Please look at this roster. If you are unable to make your duty, you can by all means swap with somebody. But, this is your responsibility to organise. Sort it out and then let Luther know of the changes.

Help her, help you x

FINES – WK 1 (FK) ’10

coastalbreakers — Mon, 03 May 2010 09:50:53 +0000

Week 1: (Father Kelly)

Ange – Thinking train horn was new game hooter
Sally – Pre-game team talk…agreeing “yep” with confidence but then asking “what was that?”
Sally – Screaming and ripping off shirt during post-game talk
Matcham – Thanking Hoes profusely when she wasn’t even there
Mirx – Falling asleep at the Brisbane on Sat night

FINES 2010

coastalbreakers — Mon, 03 May 2010 09:39:38 +0000

Hi to all you Breakers, Young and Old, Newbies and Veterans,

As the season starts for real it is time to get the FINES system in action. Presiding over the fines this year are your wonderful, smart, skillful and beautiful FINES MISTRESSES:

Little General
Minutes B*tch (“Minnie” for short)
Enforcer

I’ll leave it up to you to guess who is who.

For those veterans among us, the fines system will run very much the same as previous years. For those newbies (and those who are just a little forgetful), here’s a run down of how it works.

* When addressing your fines mistresses regarding fines, you must use their correct title (as given above)
* Fines are usually $1 each (unless the fines mistresses decide extenuating circumstances apply)
* Fines will come out on the Monday or Tuesday following a game and include fines for the preceding game and training
* Fines should be paid on the Wednesday (note the Enforcer prefers prompt payment). However, payment is not compulsory. Money goes towards team funds to be used at end of season for social function. So it’s kind of like a savings scheme.
* If you wish to dispute a fine you must take your shirt off to do so
* The Enforcer will be collecting your $

All the best for the season ahead!

Your Fines Mistresses: Little General, Mintures B*tch, Enforcer

FITNESS SESSIONS ’10

coastalbreakers — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 12:54:33 +0000

For those of you wanting to do as Jane does… Matcham has designed an interval programme and there will be an optional fitness night on Tuesdays. This is by no means compulsory, but rather just an opportunity to gain some extra fitness if you feel so inclined.

The sessions will be varied, aswell as possibly the time and location. But check this posting for weekly updates as to time and place:

April 6th – Brittania Reserve 6pm

April 13th – Brittania Reserve 6.30pm CANCELLED: BAD WEATHER

April 20th – Brittania Reserve 6.30pm

April 27th – Brittania Reserve 6.30pm

May 4th – Brittania Reserve 6.30pm

May 11th – Andy & Amy on the Kakoda trail…

May 17th – Power hour @ Mt Lawley gym

May 24th – Power hour @ Mt Lawley gym (5.30 – 6.30, get there at 5.20 to register at the front desk. Say you are with Jess Valvasori if asked. Fitness class taken by instructor Mike.)

If you can’t make it, but would like to try this at home, check out this link for the Weekly Fitness Session Programme

Father Kelly Cup 2010

coastalbreakers — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 12:29:31 +0000

Father Kelly Cup, preseason 15 a side tournament, is to run over two weekends 11th and 18th. Fixtures for the first weekend as follows:

10.45 v Finbarrs & 2.45 v Southern Districts

Numbers at this stage are tight, so if you are available and have not let me know already, please send me an email angela.williamson19@gmail.com

Should be a great day, an ideal opportunity for new players to get to know the game and for old to run off some webbs.. Those playing, adhere to the Matcham bible, low kicks and line of sight..

Enjoy the day, do it for Ned (and his father) x

UPDATE: Finals Fixtures, Sunday April 18th:

11.30am v Greenwood

1.00pm Final

SUMMER SERIES 2010 – WRAP UP

coastalbreakers — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 01:47:44 +0000

Congratulations both teams for strong showings in the 2010 Summer Series. A big thank you to all those ladies who gave it a crack for the first time in Amanda Robertson, Leanne Campbell, Bridie Winnacott, Mel Pontre, Nic Fowler, Gill Power and Andrea Payne. The standard of play throughout the series was notably high. Organiser Renae Campbell commenting that on some occassions it equalled if not surpassed the game level of the season proper.

Breakers Blue made the gf and, whilst it was high stakes with a carton of wine up for grabs, were unfortunate not to take home the bounty (although thanks for the charity bottles…) It was a very close game with Latoya doing some hefty damage for the opposition and blue being unlucky not to convert scoring opportunities. Nothing that can’t be fixed for the season ahead!

Thanks to the organisers of the event who once again have put up an awesome casual alternative to winter season. And to Plummy who organised Breakers, thanks heaps xo With at least 3 new breakers set to play full time in winter and a couple who have put up their hands to play part time, it has been a huge success!

Coach’s Corner

coastalbreakers — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 00:26:37 +0000

Stay tuned for any comments throughout the season from Matcham…